Wait, Wait… Am I falling? Yes, I’m falling from 1000 Blocks. Hmm, what are the things I have in my inventory? Let’s see, I don’t have much time.

These are the items I have in my inventory:

• Water Bucket
• Cobweb
• Sweet Berries
• Slow Falling Potion
• Slime Block
• Dirt Block

I shift-click the items into my hotbar. Now what? We’re about to land, so we land with The Slime Block.

Slime Blocks can launch you pretty far up depending on how high you fell onto the slime block. There is a max bounce limit on the Slime Block. But that’s still enough to kill you from falling down without the slime block. You quickly switch to your Cobweb and land it safely.

One Command Later… Which is: /tp @s ~ 1000 ~

Now you’re back 1000 Blocks high. Now what? You time perfectly and drink the Slow-Falling potion in time. Let’s go! You land Safely with Slow Falling.

Now we type a command again, which teleports us 1000 blocks up again, and this time, get your Dirt Block out of your inventory. This one’s hard, because you have to place the dirt block, and then the sweet berries down. You’re landing on sand, and you cannot place sweet berries on sand.

You swiftly place the dirt block and switch to the sweet berries immediately, placing both of them down. Now, for the last MLG, which is the simplest for me, water bucket MLG.

You land the water as easy as ever, but accidently take it up before you land. RIP.

You teleport yourself back up, just to forget that you turned keep inventory off, so yeah. You just died. Again.

Now, you teleport yourself up again, and type the command quickly, /give @s water_bucket

You have a water bucket! You land as easy as ever! You teleport up with nothing and die. Before you died, you turned it on Hardcore Mode, so yeah.