This is Meep, he is a really shy and curious cat. (Sometimes really forgetful)

Meep is walking down the street when it’s sunrise. He spots some birds singing in the sun, and some butterflies flying around. He likes taking walks in the morning, rather than in the afternoon or evening.

He accidently bumps into a streetlight, which punctures a giant hole in it, but he doesn’t care. That happens usually these days. Sometimes his head even gets stuck.

So, he continued his walk with peace. After a while, he noticed that all the butterflies were gone, so were the birds, and he checked his phone for the time. It was only 5:40. He wondered what happened…

He listed out some things, of what could’ve happened to the birds and butterflies. (He’s pretty dumb sometimes too.)

Here are the reasons he thinks the butterflies and birds are gone:

(If you can help him, comment below!)

Yeah, well, you can’t expect a lot from a cat like a human.

So, he got a plan. He went around finding all the bird nests and… butterfly thingies? He thought. So, he started his journey by getting a jetpack from the nearest what he calls ‘Engine Shop’ or ‘Nearly Free Rocket Stuff’.

He zoomed off. He also found an awesome fast-food place while he was flying. So, he stopped to have a little break with French Fries and Hot Sauce. He loved spicy things, so he ordered a bottle of hot sauce for three fries.

Once he paid his bill and opened his mouth really wide to get in some air, (he burped a bit) and went to the nearest drinks place. He bought five drinks:

He thinks that the strawberry slushie is best. He ended up not trying the Lychee boba, because of him carrying to many smoothies and ‘accidently’ dropped Lychee boba. Along with that, he also forgot a straw for Passion-Fruit boba.

Once he was done refilling up his stomach, he set off using the jetpack again. “Wait, why am I flying around rooftops and skyscrapers?” he said to himself.

(He kind of forgot why he was doing this.)

When he was back home, it was already afternoon. So, he played some games on his laptop. He was playing Roblox, and well, that didn’t end good. He ended up smashing his $560 laptop, and also getting a virus on the laptop. So, he wanted more entertainment…

He bought a new computer and monitor, and a teleporting machine, and so, he’s looking at you… He’s glaring at you, and now he’s in the teleporting machine. Click! Click! Click! Press! Press! Click! Press! Press! Click!

VRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! BANGGGGGGGG! ZZZZZZZT! ZAP! It zapped him, now he’s right behind you. Look behind you! (LOL)

He quickly used the teleporting machine to teleport back to his house, which left ashes all over your floor. Once he’s back, he hears a big CRUNCH! CRUNCH! SMASH! CRUNCH! SMASH! SMASH!

He landed right on top of his brand new $1890 monitor, computer, speaker, microphone, and desk! He quickly got up, sold the teleporting machine, cleaned up the mess, (That took five days) and lived without another mistake. (I know, I know, everyone makes mistakes! But he didn’t anymore!)

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